Hey Hollywood Producers, Have Fun With This.

'Ello, 'ello. I's just a-stoppin' by fer a li'l updite, y'know?

I really have nothing to say because my life is ridiculously uneventful, but I should update this thing.

OH. I went to see a play last night. It was a local thing the high school was throwing. It was The Wizard of Oz!

So I sat in a theatre for three hours watching the most amazing thing to ever cross my eyes, sandwiched between two of my friends. And during the intermission, one of my friends left.

So he paid six dollars to watch half of The Wizard of Oz. How did he deal with the suspense?

Anyway, he's a lame-o. At least my other friend stuck through it with me. And I knew a good portion of the cast, so that was exciting. (Can't you feel me exploding with enthusiasm?)

It's late. I haven't done my homework. I haven't cleaned my room. It's been a productive day. I should sleep.

I'll end this wildly entertaining blog post with an anecdote that just happened. Like, thirty minutes ago.

So it was after my shower, and I was applying my anti-acne cream, right? Like a good girl, so I wouldn't get any pimples. So I was rubbing it onto my forehead, my face close to the mirror, my eyes looking up at my face to make sure I get everywhere, when a huge glop of it fell RIGHT into my wide-opened eye. Left one.

I started FREAKING THE HELL OUT. I thought I was about to go BLIND. My eye was closed, even though I know that probably wasn't too good for it, but I couldn't open it for the life of me. Anyway, I immediately flung myself at the toilet paper, unrolling a huge strip and rubbing my eye into openness, and once the toilet paper was destroyed I grabbed another piece. I repeated this process like four times, and then I suddenly thought, lol, what is water? So I grabbed my towel and ran it under the sink, and rubbed at my eye with different parts of the towel until it was all better. And then I stared at myself with my red eye, and I thought--I'm not kidding you--"Well, now I won't get acne on my eye anymore." I didn't even think about it. So I facepalmed and went back to applying the cream.

This all happened in two seconds.

Night, babes.